Allegation!

Allegation!
(1)Allegation!
Son: Dad, in her poll campaign Didi’s alleged CPM’s hatching a plot to trigger communal riot.

Dad: It’s useless to make fuss over such statement, my boy.

Son: Why, dad? It’s a serious allegation!

Dad: If you believe it then you should also believe Kolkata will be made London and North Bengal Switzerland if Didi comes to power.

(2)Water tax!
Son: Dad, Didi’s promised she won’t levy water tax if she wins KMC poll. But how is it
possible? Levying water tax is Center’s directive!
Dad: She knows 2011 assembly election is the waterloo of the Left front. Then it will be
‘water easy’ to wave water tax.

(3) TV screen!
Do you like to show your face on TV screen? Then have a spat with a bus conductor. Luck favouring, you will be manhandled and soon find your self in a TV studio narrating your woes to the viewers.