Normal Posture!

(1) Early Poll!
Son: Dad, why does Didi speak of early assembly polls if Left’s defeated in civic polls?
Dad: You know, my son, outwardly Didi hates CPM more than any body else
but at heart she’s the party’s well wisher. So Didi scares CPM with ‘early assembly polls’ so that it can work hard and fare well in civic polls.Didi, infact, does not care a fig for petty civic polls!

(2)T20 world Cup!
Son: Why has India fared so badly in T20 world Cup?
Dad: Perhaps it’s due to the hang-over of IPL that just preceded T20 world Cup.IPL’s much more an amusement than cricket. Our players were far more in entertaining mood than in playing form.

(3)Normal Posture!
Son: Dad, they say consecutive successes turned Dhoni’s head!
Dad: Yes, my son.
Son: Now successive failures would turn Dhoni’s head opposite way.
Dad: Yes my, son.
Son: Now Dhoni’s head is at normal posture.
Dad: I don’t know, my son.