Land acquisition Policy!
Son: What’s at present the land acquisition policy of Left Front government?
Dad: First acquire people’s mind, then acquire their land! Never mind if it takes a few generations.
(2) Goals galore!
Son: Dad, how did North Korean goal keeper miss the ball as many as seven times?
Dad: It’s other way round, my boy. The ball missed him seven times rather!
(3)Bizarre Ad!
An ad reads: Bus-burning is our forte! We send our fleet of expert burners to the spot on call by any political party. Rate depends on percentage of burn! Hire now, pay later!
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