(1)Homeopathic way!
Patient-Doc, I have been under your treatment for long but as yet I’ve got no relief.
Doctor- See, though I’m an allopath, I follow homeopathic way.
Patient-What’s that homeopathic way,doc?
Doctor-I treat the patient and not the disease!
(2)Grills!
A: Why have you not put grills at windows of your flat?
B: I don’t stay here.
A: So what?
B: I rent out this flat to those who like to commit suicide
by jumping out from window sills.
(3)Diabetic Sweets!
Buyer-Have you diabetic sweets?
Salesman-Yes, here all sweets are diabetic.
Buyer- What do you mean?
Salesman-Simple! Here sweets have high sugar content.
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