(1)Didi at Cambridge!
Son: Dad, Didi has been invited by Cambridge University to deliver lecture.
Dad: What a great fall thy cantabrigians!
Son: If Laluji can deliver lecture at Oxford University, why not Didi at Cambridge?
Dad: Laluji delivered lecture in rustic Hindi which no body could understand(despite interpreter’s best efforts) while Didi would lecture in English which people might misunderstand.
(2)Commonwealth Games!
Son: Dad, why did the organizers of Common wealth games start preparation so late making mess of every thing at the last moment?
Dad: They’ve done it intentionally, my boy.
Son: Why dad?
Dad: Due to mismanagement the best athletes would pull out and our athletes would hold sway!
(3)Expiry date:
Customer: This medicine has no expiry date.
Pharmacist: Don’t worry it’s very long expiry date. You can take it till you expire.
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