In lighter vein only!

(1)Prac exam in pol.sc.:
Son: Dad,two groups of students are fighting with each other in the college campus in our locality even in presence of police.
Dad: Don't be afraid, my son!Students are only taking practical exams in their political science papers.Men in uniform whom you mistake for police are, in fact, acting as external examiners.

(2) Political Tsunami:
Son: Dad, a leader of a political party says tsunami is going to hit our state soon.
Dad: Don't worry.What he refers to is political tsunami, my boy.
Son: Still I'm afraid, dad.
Dad: Why, my boy?
Son: As after effect of a tsunami is always bad.

(3) Bargain:
Son: How many seats do you think Didi would concede to Congress?
Dad: Not more than 62 seats,I presume.
Son: See, congress demanded 98 seats at the out set.
Dad: Visit market places,you'd see women are better bargainers than men.
Son: Then no. of seats for cong could be increased if Sonia Gandhi directly participate in bargaining.