Crown before Coronation!

In lighter vein only
(1)Code of Conduct
Neighbour: So far as I know you’re going to be grandmother in the 3rd week of April.
Lady: No, date has been postponed by medication.
Neighbour: Why?
Lady: It’s Election Commissioner’s order.
Neighboue: Please elaborate. I understand nothing.
Lady: My son‘s contesting election, so he cannot make any gift to us till the election is over.
(2)Coupons
Ruling party (RP): In the election opposition is spending huge amount of black money.
Opposition (OP): Never. Hold your tongue, please.
RP: Where has money come from?
OP: It’s money of Ma Mati and Manush! It’s collected by issuing coupons of different denominations.
RP: Where are the counter foils?
OP: To lessen stationary charges we printed coupons without counter foils like cheque books of many banks.
(3)Crown:
Son: Dad, people say Didi seems to have worn crown even before coronation.
Dad: Never mind, Didi perhaps tries to feel from now how uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.