In lighter vein:
(1)Privacy!
Candidate:Vote for me, I'd always be with you.
Voter:That's why we can't vote you.
Candidate:Why?
Voter:We'd have no privacy at all!
(2)Misrule!
Son: A TMC candidate claims people want to get rid of LF's misrule. Is it true, dad?
Dad: Yes, my son.They want TMC's Miss-rule.
(3)Walking!
Son:Why does Didi walk long distance on foot for poll campaign almost every day?
Dad: Didi's health conscious.She knows walking is a good exercise.
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