Just Smile

(1)Sagar syndrome
Son: Buddha tried hard to retain Nano factory at Singur but due to Didi’s agitation Tatas shifted it to Gujarat.
Dad: Yes, my son.
Son: But people routed Buddha in L.S polls and rewarded Didi with more seats. Why, dad?
Dad: It’s called people’s Sagar syndrome, my boy.
Son: What’s all about, dad?
Dad: Once someone reported to Vidyasagar that a man was calling him names. ‘I must have done him good’, replied Vidyasagar.
(2)A- begging
Man: Where’s your father?
Son: He’s gone out a-begging.
Man: He must have squandered away all his fortune by gambling.
Son: No. He’s amassed fortune rather .He’s contesting election and has now gone out to beg votes.
(3)Win-win:
Son: Both Didi and Buddha claim to win polls.
Dad: It’s what we call win win situation, my son.