(1)Ill-advised!
To avoid Dengue and Malaria try to keep your
home and its surrounding as filthy as possible
because vector mosquitoes of these diseases
breed in clean water!
(2)World Cup!
Soccer fan: Will India ever participate in World
Cup Foot ball?
Astrologer:Oh,yes!
Fan: In which year?
Astrologer: In the leap year!
(3)Shutting mouth!
A constable was rebuking his son for poor result
in examinations. Son fished out a 50-rupee note
from his pocket and said,’Dad,take this note and
stop shouting’!
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