Suicide-cum-murder(jokes)!

(1) Suicide-cum-homicide!
Man: Is it a case of suicide or murder?
Cop: Both!
Man: How?
Cop: He was depressed and felt like committing
suicide but couldn’t muster courage. So he
engaged a supari killer to end his life!

(2)Breakfast!
A: What do you take in your breakfast?
B: 1Kg of boiled milk, 3 half-boiled eggs,
half a dozen of bananas,12 pcs of buttered
toasts. This much and nothing else!
A: Well, it’s no ordinary breakfast!
B: Then?
A: It’s called ‘fast broken to pieces’!

(3)ATM service!
A: Just see, a Sarderji has thrown the ATM service out of the gear!
B; How?
A: When the machine asked for PIN, he took a pin
out of his turban and put it in to the slot!