Promoter(Jokes)!

(1)Promoter!
Son: Dad, I’ve heard some people demolished an old
mosque at Ayodhya.Were they deployed by promoters?
Dad: Yes, my son. They were deployed by promoters of
communalism!

(2)Stickler of Grammar!
Teacher: He put his best foot forward to do it!
Student: Sir, is he a man or animal?
Teacher: Why do you ask it?
Student: You’ve said ‘best foot’.
Teacher: What’s wrong in it?
Student: Man’s two feet only!

(3)Taking to task!
A: He goes to school without his home task done
and is punished.
B: His parents should see to it!
A: His dad chides him but can’t take him to task!