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Monday, November 23, 2009

Running Water(jokes)!

(1)Running water!
A: In our hotel we’d no running water, rather we’d to
run after water!
B: But at our holiday home water ran after us!
A: How lucky you were!
B: Not at all.
A: Why?
B: Our room was flooded when it rained!

(2)Longer life!
Doctor: Why have you come to me so late?
Patient: Because I wished to live longer!

(3)Smiles!
Q. Why have many of us forgotten ‘smiles’?
Ans. As it’s the longest word in English where
two ‘S’es are separated by a mile!

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