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Monday, November 16, 2009

Score Card(jokes)!

(1) Score Card!
Dad: Where’s your score card, my child?
Child: I’ve given it to my friend.
Dad: Why?
Child: He’s taken it to scare his parents!

(2)Rail-link!
A: Soon bus services would get beating!
B: Why?
A: As Didi’s decided to connect all places
by railways.

(3) Driver!
A: See, I’m looking for a driver!
B: Have you purchased a car?
A: No. I’ve bought a motorcycle!

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