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Saturday, December 12, 2009

Free Tips(jokes)!

(1) Free tips!
Do you like to cut down on your expenses of dinner party? Then take the following tips:
(a) Go in for buffet system.
(b) Keep no dinner table or chair in the dining hall.
(c) Give your guests weighty dishes to take food so that they can’t hold them long.

(2)Mosquito-borne disease!
City’s reeling under the impact of mosquito borne diseases,
complain media.
The matter’s blown out of proportion, counter claim govt.
Then who knows the truth?
Mosquito!

(3)Terrorists!
Son: Dad, despite tight security blasts can not be prevented
and people saved.
Dad: Yes, my son.
Son: Dad, do you think only terrorists can save our lives?
Dad: Yes, my son.

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