Begging(jokes)!

(1)Begging!
Man: Why do you beg?
Beggar: Do you think it’s no work? I work harder than
you and longer than an IT professional! Pay me not but
don’t belittle my profession.

(2)Life and death!
A: Death is dearer than life.
B : Why?
A: When my father died in a corporate hospital, I’d to
cough up a hefty amount that my father had never earned
in life.

(3)Cream cracker!
Buyer: Give me a pack of Cream cracker biscuit.
Seller: Here it is.
Buyer: It has ‘Sugar free’ written on it.
Seller: Yes.
Buyer: Then where is 'free sugar' as gift?