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Monday, February 22, 2010

Divine(Jokes)!

(1)Divine!
Dad: To do wrong is human and to forgive and forget
are divine!
Son: Then why do you still chide me for my negligence
in studies way back in my school days?
Dad: Forgive and forget!

(2) Don!
Teacher: Have you read Quiet Flows The Don?
Student: I’ve not read it but perhaps seen its cinema
version, sir.
Teacher: Really! But where?
Student: In Big B’s and Shah Rukh Khan’s Don, but
here Don has been shown turbulent!

(3)Bengal Politics!
A: See, Buddha-proposes-and-Mamata-opposes is the main theme
of politics in West Bengal.
B: But why is it so?
A: Very simple! It’s not right age for Buddha to propose or Mamata
to accept. So is this opposition!

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