Liar(Jokes)!

(1)Liar!
A: He’s a habitual liar.
B: Better say, he’s a spontaneous liar.
A: Why ?
B: Because habit is the second nature
and any natural process is spontaneous.

(2)Good, Bad and Ugly!
Good: He spent a lot of money for his son’s
education.
Bad: He spent beyond his means!
Ugly: Now he’s to depend on dollars sent by
his son.

(3)Service charge!
Beggar: I don’t beg money, I ask for service charge
only.
Man: What for?
Beggar: For praying to God for your well being!
Man: Why don’t you pray for you?
Beggar: I do nothing free of charge!