Heritage Building!

(1)Heritage building!
Son: Dad, how is Heritage status awarded to an old building?
Dad: By assuaging its potentiality of catching fire at
any instant?

(2)Don’t follow me!
Dad: Who did say ‘Don’t follow me, but follow what I say’?
Son: Definitely a doctor!
Dad: What on earth makes you think so?
Son: Because a doctor himself hardly follows what he advises his patient
to maintain good health!

(3)Best option!
Good: Read more, think more.
Better: Read less, think more.
Best: Read not, think only. Last option won’t affect your original
thinking!