Take it just in lighter vein!

(1) Rickshaw puller!
Son:Dad, that day a rickshaw puller charged me only Rs.7/-, of course, for a very short distance ride.When I gave him a ten-rupee note and asked him not to give me change,he looked at me with all surprise.
Dad:Was it day or night?
Son: Day, of course.
Dad: Al right!
Son: Why?
Dad: Were it night, he thought you were drunk.

(2)Slangs!
Son: Leaders of both ruling and oppositions are using slang to attack each other.
Dad: Now just publish a book on electoral slang and it'll sell like hot cakes.Of course, don't forget to dedicate it to Anil Bose.

(3)Monitoring!
Son:Dad,during campaign Didi always keeps loitering on dais.How would she keep seated in chair calmly as CM at writers?
Dad: In Didi's party there's none next to her.So she'd have to keep pacing up and down at Veranda to monitor administration.

(4) Taming goons!.
Son:At an election meeting Didi was flexing muscle and claimed that she taught many rowdies(meaning CPM) lessons, complained ruling party.
Dad:Didi did nothing wrong.She was simply speaking of women's power and referring to Damayanti Sen as an example.