1)Most hospitable!
Son: Which is the most hospitable nation in the world?
Dad: Of course, Pakistan!
Son: Why, dad?
Dad: Because Pakistan dared show hospitality to the most dreaded and wanted terrorist like Osama bin Laden.
(2)Democracy!
Son:Dad,do you think there's democracy in Pakistan?
Dad:Definitely not, my boy!
Son:Why, dad?
Dad:As after Laden was killed no political party claimed his body!
(3)Shri Krishna award:
Son: India Govt has decided to confer Shri Krishna award on Barack Obama.
Dad: What's this award all about?
Son: Shri Krishna killed Kansa and Obama Laden.Obama will be the first recipient of this prize being introduced from this year.
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