Symbol of Peace!

(1)Symbol of peace!
Son: In election campaign Didi always sports white sari along with white scarf. Does it mean she tries to project herself as a symbol of peace?
Dad: If so, Buddha's one step ahead of Mamata .
Son: Why dad?
Dad: Along with white dhoti and punjabi Buddha has a headful of milk white hair too.

(2)Relation!
Son: Dad, do you think TMC has any relation with PCPA, a frontal organisation of Maoists?
Dad: Yes, of course!
Son: What type of relation, dad?
Dad: It's pure love, my boy!
Son: Love?
Dad: Yes. There's nothing unfair in love, my son.

(3)Language!
Son: Didi doesn't like her party men be on speaking terms with any member of the ruling party.Now what will happen if Didi comes to power?
Dad: Ruling and opposition parties would communicate with one another in sign language.