1
)Brownian Motion:
Son: What’s Brownian movement, dad?
Dad: Very simple! It’s the way Robert Brown, a Botanist, moved.
2
)Hacking:
Dad: Cops took the accused in custody to hack him.
Son: Dad, how can cops hack a man like a criminal? He might die.
Dad: But they always do it to extract secrets.. See, hacking is
no crime to police men, may it be computer or human being.
3
)SOS:
Dad: The doctor ended the prescription with S.O.S and the patient
became very angry.
Son: Why dad?
Dad: He took it for Son of Swine.
4)
Prez Poll:
Son: Dad, whom do you think Didi would vote for in Prez Poll?
Dad: Pranab Mukherjee, of course.
Son: But Didi dislikes Mukherjee..
Dad: True, but she disliked him as Finance minister.
5
)Reforms:
Son: PM would soon start economic reforms.
Dad: But these proposed reforms will soon deform your economy.
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