In lighter vein!

1)Fortune: Son:Dad, they say crime does not pay. Dad:Yes, my son. Son:But dad, many hard-core criminals have made huge fortune and got never punished. Dad; This is because fortune favours the brave. 2)Green chilly: Son:Dad,why is green chilli selling at exorbitantly high prices in the market? Dad:Because our Food minister has banned use of red chilli. 3)Prez Poll: Son:Knowing fully well he'll lose why's Sangma contesting Prez poll? Dad: It's Sangma's not-to-win-but-to-take-part spirit, my son! 4)Euro Cup: Son: Dad, why did Italy fare so badly in Euro Cup Final? Dad: Spain played and Italy enjoyed their(Spain's) play, my son.