In jest only!

(1)Breaking a party! Son:Dad,Didi's declared her party will fight Panchayet Polls without Congress. Dad: Yes, my boy. Son: If so her party will break. Dad: Why, my son? Son: As her party is Trinomool Congress, dad. (2)Hand Of ISI: Son:Though Pranab Mukkherjee has won Prez poll, ISI might undo the result. Dad: How dare Pakistan interfere with Presidential election of India?It's our internal affair.. Son: Don't blame Pakistan in every matter, Dad. Dad: Then? Son:Hand writing experts have found Pranab babu's signature on his letter of registration from Indian Statistical Institute(ISI) forged,claimed BJP. 3)Center&State: Son: Dad, why are TMC and Congress at daggers drawn both at Center and state? Dad: You know like forces repel each other, similar are like words. Son: Please explain, dad. Dad: Very simple! 'Congress' in TMC repel 'Congress'.Because of unlike word Trinomool the repulsion is not that great and so they some how remain together.