Consistent!

1)Consistency! Son:Knowing fully well Sonia Gandhi wouldn't accept Gopal Krishna Gandhi or Krishna Basu as vice presidential candidate, why did Didi propose their names? Dad: Only to show she's honestly and sincerely consistent. Son: How? Dad: Didi's so far opposed every proposal mooted by PM or Sonia Gandhi. 2)ATM machine: Son:In mass molestation incident in Assam Police came late at the spot and when questioned DGP said "Police are not like ATM machines so that whenever you insert card money will instantly come out". Dad:Analogy is imperfect, my boy. Son:Why dad? Dad:Of course, police are like ATM machines but with frequent link failures. 3)Stitch in times! Son:Dad, imagine sweepers are reportedly engaged in stitching wounds, pushing injections etc in govt hospitals. Dad: See, I find nothing wrong in it. Son:Why? Dad: Who cooks does hair too, goes the Bengali proverb!.