Smile, please!

1)Underachiever Son: Dad,Time magazine has called our PM Monmohan Sing an underachiever. Dad: They've said nothing wrong, my boy. Son: Why ,dad? Dad: Because whatever Monmohan Sing has achieved is under the leadership of Sonia Gandhi. 2)Licking one' s own urine: Son:Have you heard at Visva Bharati a girl student was compelled to lick her urine for bed wetting at hostel? Dad: Yes, my son.It's really inhuman.The warden must be punished. Son: Dad, what would happen if Morarji Desai were the Chancellor of Visva Bharati now? Dad: The warden were rather rewarded! 3)Political somersault: Time was there when a Panchayet minister could not tell which political party he belonged to.He said,' Please ask my secretary, I can't exactly remember it now'. 4)Incidence of rape: HM: See, women are not safe in Bengal.Incidences of rape have now increased manifold. CM:It's down right falsehood to malign Bengal .We don't even allow rape seed to grow in our state.