In jest only!

(1)Breaking a party! Son:Dad,Didi's declared her party will fight Panchayet Polls without Congress. Dad: Yes, my boy. Son: If so her party will break. Dad: Why, my son? Son: As her party is Trinomool Congress, dad. (2)Hand Of ISI: Son:Though Pranab Mukkherjee has won Prez poll, ISI might undo the result. Dad: How dare Pakistan interfere with Presidential election of India?It's our internal affair.. Son: Don't blame Pakistan in every matter, Dad. Dad: Then? Son:Hand writing experts have found Pranab babu's signature on his letter of registration from Indian Statistical Institute(ISI) forged,claimed BJP. 3)Center&State: Son: Dad, why are TMC and Congress at daggers drawn both at Center and state? Dad: You know like forces repel each other, similar are like words. Son: Please explain, dad. Dad: Very simple! 'Congress' in TMC repel 'Congress'.Because of unlike word Trinomool the repulsion is not that great and so they some how remain together.

Consistent!

1)Consistency! Son:Knowing fully well Sonia Gandhi wouldn't accept Gopal Krishna Gandhi or Krishna Basu as vice presidential candidate, why did Didi propose their names? Dad: Only to show she's honestly and sincerely consistent. Son: How? Dad: Didi's so far opposed every proposal mooted by PM or Sonia Gandhi. 2)ATM machine: Son:In mass molestation incident in Assam Police came late at the spot and when questioned DGP said "Police are not like ATM machines so that whenever you insert card money will instantly come out". Dad:Analogy is imperfect, my boy. Son:Why dad? Dad:Of course, police are like ATM machines but with frequent link failures. 3)Stitch in times! Son:Dad, imagine sweepers are reportedly engaged in stitching wounds, pushing injections etc in govt hospitals. Dad: See, I find nothing wrong in it. Son:Why? Dad: Who cooks does hair too, goes the Bengali proverb!.

Smile, please!

1)Underachiever Son: Dad,Time magazine has called our PM Monmohan Sing an underachiever. Dad: They've said nothing wrong, my boy. Son: Why ,dad? Dad: Because whatever Monmohan Sing has achieved is under the leadership of Sonia Gandhi. 2)Licking one' s own urine: Son:Have you heard at Visva Bharati a girl student was compelled to lick her urine for bed wetting at hostel? Dad: Yes, my son.It's really inhuman.The warden must be punished. Son: Dad, what would happen if Morarji Desai were the Chancellor of Visva Bharati now? Dad: The warden were rather rewarded! 3)Political somersault: Time was there when a Panchayet minister could not tell which political party he belonged to.He said,' Please ask my secretary, I can't exactly remember it now'. 4)Incidence of rape: HM: See, women are not safe in Bengal.Incidences of rape have now increased manifold. CM:It's down right falsehood to malign Bengal .We don't even allow rape seed to grow in our state.

Smile a day!

1)God particle: Son:What's God particle the scientists are looking for? Dad:It's nothing new, my son.It's known to us since long. Son:How dad? Dad:See, God is omnipresent.He's present in you and me.So He's present in all particles.Western scientists call them God particles. 2)Law of mass action: Son: Dad, what's law of mass action? Dad: It's the action taken my mass when it turns into a mob. 3)Diabetes: Son: What's Diabetes Dad? Dad: It's the cottage industry of sugar in human system. 4)Vegetable state: Son:Dad, we do clamour against too high veg prices but not that vocal against extraordinarily high prices of fish.Do you find anything fishy in it? Dad: No my son.Perhaps it's because most of us live like a vegetable.

In lighter vein!

1)Fortune: Son:Dad, they say crime does not pay. Dad:Yes, my son. Son:But dad, many hard-core criminals have made huge fortune and got never punished. Dad; This is because fortune favours the brave. 2)Green chilly: Son:Dad,why is green chilli selling at exorbitantly high prices in the market? Dad:Because our Food minister has banned use of red chilli. 3)Prez Poll: Son:Knowing fully well he'll lose why's Sangma contesting Prez poll? Dad: It's Sangma's not-to-win-but-to-take-part spirit, my son! 4)Euro Cup: Son: Dad, why did Italy fare so badly in Euro Cup Final? Dad: Spain played and Italy enjoyed their(Spain's) play, my son.